I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
the only photo set that actually matters on this stupid website
do you wanna look like this skeleton
or THIS skeleton?
drink a milk kids
is there a scholarship for trying
"Middle finger down please, mate."
So if you enjoy the following things then follow me and I will follow you back:
- Adventure Time
- Regular Show
- Curb Your Enthusiasm
- Trailer Park Boys
- Arrested Development
- Bob’s Burgers
- King of the Hill
- Funny stuff
the game is evolving too quickly
okay I’m gonna totally pretend I didn’t send you that text and if you do reply to it I am still going to pretend that nothing happened to save myself the embarrassment
It all makes sense to me now.
old soul, this feels ugly / quiet skies seem so low with the ring of the rising tide / melancholy feels just like me / alone, not lonely / i think i’m so detached that i don’t feel sound for anyone anymore / young soul apricot belly / i just enthrall and disappoint